Director's Log

August 21, 2008 Happy Fun Times

clayvegas — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:57:08 +0000

It is what it is

LAS VEGAS BURNING!!!

clayvegas — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:27:49 +0000

MONTE CARLO CASINO EN FUEGO

THANK YOU THE MEN AND WOMEN, FROM DISPATCHERS TO THE FIRE FIGHTERS, WHO ATTACKED THE 3 ALARM FIRE ON TOP OF A FULL CASINO ALONG A BUSY FRIDAY ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP. THEY GOT THE JOB DONE ONCE AGAIN. THANK YOU.

DANA JACOBSON AND THE RAGE TO RAGE

clayvegas — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:49:12 +0000

Nobody whispers at a Roast. A roaster’s language is anything but a glorious, self serving tribute. They filet, they gas, they lynch, destroy, and set aflame a person’s life and reputation all in the name of funny, self-depreciation.

Dana Jacobson expressed her Roast delivery with a Fuck Jesus! and she actually had to apologize! Now that …. right there, that is a sign of a society without a backbone.

IF YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR LANGUAGE USED AT A ROAST, THEN WE ARE OFICIALLY TOO CONCERNED WITH OFFENDING EVERY, SINGLE PERSON.

I’ve heard many roasts over the years and heard plenty more harmful, more critical statements made by other roasters against the Catholic church — what if Dana Jacobson instead referenced Catholic priests molesting young boys without reproach in her roasting, what would happen then?

Can’t we even roast anymore? What if I have a roast ON DISNEY right now, FUCK DISNEY, FUCK MICKEY, FUCK MULAN IN HER BUSHY VAG, LITTLE MERMAID’S A WHORE…THERE, THAT’S FOR DANA JACOBSON, THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY!

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Heath Ledger — not in your dead pool?

clayvegas — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:55:12 +0000

Thank you and good night

I think for many, Britney Spears and OJ Simpson were teetering on our nominated, “next in line”, list of celebrities and notables who are near demise. Sadly, Heath Ledger goes without warning. His life and career like a blazing comet across the sky — they burn out fast but they leave an ever-lasting, beautiful light.